A haiku about dance class in the winter when it’s cold and then v hot

drunken-gauger-68:

Today at dance class
I thought I should wear leggings
I thought very wrong

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You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

(Source: lsd-soaked-tampon)

3 days ago // 238,107 notes

blackthornestick:

I Didn’t Even Know It Was Possible To Get A Blister There: the self-help book by me (spoiler alert: the pages are all blank)

1 week ago // 59 notes